(Verse 1)
You wrecked the Chevy, no big deal
Nuked my take-out sushi meal
Played Pickleball in our hallway
Rented a full-size Ferris wheel
Became misses Frankenstein,
When internet died, one more time
I'm addicted to your, kooky, quirky ways
Never regretted, flirting with you, online
(Chorus)
Nope, nada, nyet, no way my little snookems honey pie
You're a Texas-size spoonful of spice in my life
Love your weird voodoo dolls
And your Walmart crystal ball
My heart is buck wild for you, will never change
Nope, nada, nyet, no way!
(Verse 2)
Bleached my John Deere hat
Adopted a crazy cross-eyed cat
Covered me with red lipstick kisses,
Innocent stuff like that
Invented exciting ways
Quenching every X-Rated day
No problem, throwing my ancient camos away
(Chorus)
(Bridge)
Even breaking my sacred guitar from George Strait,
Wouldn't stop me from loving on you every day!